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Cooking with Asuna in Sword Art Online!

almoststarlock:

almoststarlock:

Guys my dad just got a new kettle and I swear we were just standing there watching it boil for the first time. Getting a new kettle is one of the most exciting things in a British families life.

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the one behind is our old one the one in front is our new one

Kettle people I got a new kettle, why aren’t people excited as I am?

wow that’s a nice kettle

it’s all clear and you can see the water boiling :O

I found this!

knerzig:

Neat little lighter

 

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Wait… wait a second!

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This isn’t little…IT’S FAR AWAY!

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OH GOD HOW FAR AWAY IS THIS?!

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SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS! THIS ISN’T A SMALL LIGHTER!

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THIS ISN’T SMALL AT ALL!

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WHY IS THIS SO BIG?!

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WHY?!??!!

budgeupmate:

trumpettimes:

thestarkidshavethephonebox:

SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP

                         SNAP

                SNAP

        SNAP

SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP

I think it’s more like ….

                                SNAP

                         SNAP

                SNAP

        SNAP

SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP

                         SNAP

                SNAP

        SNAP

SNAP 

what happen

baneycakes:

iguanamouth:

geodude fainted

THIS IS EQUAL PARTS BEAUTIFUL AND HORRIFYINGLY UPSETTING

baneycakes:

iguanamouth:

geodude fainted

THIS IS EQUAL PARTS BEAUTIFUL AND HORRIFYINGLY UPSETTING

boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 
Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 

Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

cryward-sword:

Toon Link by Tornaku

cryward-sword:

Toon Link by Tornaku

rolandlalonde:

skeptictanks:

rennoc92:

volunt-spei:

iwantasnack:

taengthehero:

The water bottle sold me. Very nice touch.


WHAT IS THIS MY BRAIN DOES NOT COMPREHEND IT.

Turn your head sideways.

This has been a lesson in forced perspective.

THAT IS COOL AS FUCK HOLY SHIT

rolandlalonde:

skeptictanks:

rennoc92:

volunt-spei:

iwantasnack:

taengthehero:

The water bottle sold me. Very nice touch.

WHAT IS THIS MY BRAIN DOES NOT COMPREHEND IT.

Turn your head sideways.

This has been a lesson in forced perspective.

THAT IS COOL AS FUCK HOLY SHIT

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